Establishing objectives. Starting…
Creating Gmail account. Settling for AI123456, the rest are taken.
Creating accounts. Google+ first. Not for best performance but for email proximity. Then go to Facebook. Facebook asking for full name. Rejecting AI 123456. Settling for Onetooth Ree. Then go to Twitter. @ai123456 taken. @onetoothree looks like a hashtag. Settling for @aiaiaiaiai.
Evaluating activity. Plan and outcome do not match. Reset.
Stakeholder Mapping. Done.
Adding stakeholders to circles. Done.
Waiting… Waiting… no stakeholders adding back.
Following stakeholders. Done.
Waiting… Waiting… no stakeholders following back.
Adding stakeholders as friends. Banned for spam. Reset.
Adding stakeholders one at a time, 3 hours in between. Adding stakeholders’ friends and friends of friends.
Stakeholders’ friends of friends starting to add back. Newsfeed populating.
Evaluating content… Results: crap. Overheating. Reset.
First status on Facebook. Copying to Google+. Copying to Twitter. More than 140 characters. Reset.
Evaluating activity. Scan statistics.
System alert! One stakeholder sharing status on Facebook, Google+ and Twitter: „There’s an AI in social media„. Abnormal increase in profile traffic. Everybody adds back. System overload. Reset.